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Auluna Raie



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Join date : 2011-03-20

PostSubject: From the depths of my hard drive...   Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:33 pm

I've got a small folder filled with silly stuff just laying around doing nothing, so I figured I'd share the love with you all!
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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
> - Louis Nizer (1902 -1994)
>
> I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
> - Stephen Bishop
>
> He is a self-made man & worships his creator.
> - John Bright
>
> He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
> - Winston Churchill
>
> A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
> - Winston Churchill
>
> I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
> - Irvin S. Cobb
>
> I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
> pleasure.
> - Clarence Darrow
>
> He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
> dictionary.
> - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
>
> Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
> - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
>
> He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.
> - David Lloyd George
>
> Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading
it.
> - Moses Hadas
>
> His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open.
> - Howard Hughes (about Clark Gable)
>
> He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
> - Samuel Johnson
>
> He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
> - Paul Keating
>
> He had delusions of adequacy.
> - Walter Kerr
>
> There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
> - Jack E. Leonard
>
> He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
> - Abraham Lincoln
>
> He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
> - Robert Redford
>
> They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
> knowledge.
> - Thomas Brackett Reed
>
> He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker fore-bears, but by
diligent
> hard work, he overcame them.
> - James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
>
> In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
> - Charles, Count Talleyrand
>
> He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
> - Forrest Tucker
>
> Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
> - Mark Twain
>
> I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
> it.
> - Mark Twain
>
> His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
> - Mae West
>
> She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
> - Oscar Wilde
>
> Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
> - Oscar Wilde
>
> He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
> - Oscar Wilde
>
> He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
> - Billy Wilder
>
> He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support, rather
> than illumination.
> - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
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