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Kricket

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PostSubject: The Wild Old Man   Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:42 pm

An old man shopping at a department store for a gift for his wife was intent on watching a teenage girl who was going through the sale racks. The teenage girl had a Mohawk dyed in various colors: pink, purple, green, and yellow. The old man kept staring at her.

Irritated by his staring the teenage girl finally broke down and sneered, "What's the matter, old dude? I bet you haven't tried anything wild in your whole life, have you?"

The old man did not miss a beat when he replied, "I was drunk one time and was with a Macaw. I was just curious if you were related!"
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Mistress Angie

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PostSubject: Re: The Wild Old Man   Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:51 pm

Kricket wrote:
, "I was drunk one time and was with a Macaw. I was just curious if you were related!"

OMG I couldn't quit laughing at that!!!!
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